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~My Fave Quotez!~

Your Hate = My energy!
{Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?!}

If You're Hatin
I Must Be Doin Somethin Right!

YoU sAy i'M a BiTcH...
yEaH i MiGhT bE...
bUt i DoNt ReMeMbEr AsKiNg
anY Of U hOeZ 2 LikE mE!

ReMeMbEr, WhEn SoMeOnE aNnOyS yOu,
It TaKeS 42 mUsClEs In YoU fAcE tO fRoWn...
BuT iT oNlY tAkEs 4 MuScLeS tO eXtEnD yOuR aRm
AnD bYtCh SlAp ThE lItTlE sHiT uPsIdE tHe HeAd!

Im Da BiTcH AnD I GoT ClAsS
MeSs WiT Me AnD IlL KiCk Ur AsS
AlL u HoEs WhO ThInK Ur KeWl

Bitch-B is for how beautiful I am,
I is for how intelligent I am,
T is for how talented I am,
C is for how cute I am,
H is for how hard I am goin to hit you
if you ever call me a Bitch again

-Keep looking my way-
-My head is held high-
-U wanna bring me down?-
-I dare you to try-

*ThRoUgHoUt LiFe ppl R guNnA mAkE u MaD,
disResPeCt u ~n~ TrEaT u BaD
leT gOd DeaL wiTh ThA thiNgZ tHey Do
CuZ h8 in YeR heArt Will CoNsUmE u ToO*

If GuYz PMS'ed I BeT tHaT tHeY'd BrAg BoUt ThE sIzE oF tHeIr TaMpOnS!

I'm suga and spice
and everything nice
b-4 u f*ck with me
u betta think twice!

sex, drugs & rock n roll
speed, weed & birth control
lifes a bitch
so fuck the world
and lets get high

I will live forever or die trying.

That which does not kill me, makes me stranger.

If your parents never had kids, chances are, you won't either!

You miss 100% of the chances you don't take!

The more I get to know guyz the more I like dogz!

Humor is reason gone MAD!

I'm not smilin at you, I'm tryin really hard not to laugh!

God made guyz first bcuz you alwayz have to have a rough draft before you make a masterpiece!

Wut do you do when your boyfriend walks out the door?! Shut it!!

Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh either!

If you live to be 100 years old, I want to live to be 100 years minus one day...then I'll never have to live a day without you! {Winnie the Pooh}

There are easier things Than Finding a good Man; Like Nailing Jelly To a tree.

If you can put one man on the moon, why can't you put them all up there?!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

If idiots could fly, this would be a freakin airport!

Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering to fly!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal!

Never pee into the wind or eat yellow snow! {Brenna}

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like the people in his car!

I haven't alwayz been a bitch, it's been years of putting up with guyz like you that made me one!

Volleyball is life...Life is good! {Brenna}

Few women admit their age, few men act theirs!

Boyz are like slinkies! It's fun to watch them fall down the stairs!

Hard work has a future pay-off. Laziness pays off now!

Tragedy is when I cut my finger ~ Comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die! {Mel Brooks}

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!

When I die I want to be buried upside-down so the whole world can kiss my ass!

I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake!

Trying is the first step towards failure! {Homer Simpson}

What are you going to do for a face when the babboon wants his ass back?!

1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla...FLOOR! {Sas's Fave}

Same shit, different day!

Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?!

You're depriving some poor village of it's idiot!

Dear Lord,
So far today, I'm doing alright. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card. But I'll be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I'll need your help then!

The other day, when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree!

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems!

I'm blonde. What's your excuse?!

Never underestimate stupid people in large groups!

I was standing there wondering why frisbees get bigger when they get closer, then it hit me!

Curiosity killed the cat, but that damn monkey could get away with murder!

You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! {Lucy Van Pelt (Peanuts)}

Honk to see the finger!

I have an unjustifiable high opinion of men: they're idiots!

Click your heels and say: "I need a life, I need a life..."

God is like Dial are very glad to have it and you wish everyone else did!

The only way to have a friend is to be one!

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory!

When you think life isn't worth living, think about all the times you spent laughing and smiling with the people you care about most; then think about how they'd feel!

I'm lost, I've gone to look for myself, if I get back before I get here please tell me to wait!

So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch?! Well, guess what bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch!

True friends are like stars; sometimes you can't see them but they're alwayz there!

Don't make me unleash the illegal space chickens in bunny suits!

Tell your little voices to shut up! I can't hear mine! {Kenny's fave}

Parents spend the first 12 months of their kidz's lives teaching them to walk and talk; then they spend the next 12 yearz tellin them to sit down and shut up!

Whenever I see someone slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct s to laugh; but then I think, what if I was an ant and they fell on me?! Then it doesn't seem quite so funny!

Shit happens, then you step in it! What can I say?! Life's a bitch! {Alyssa's fave}

What do you call a man with an IQ of 50? Gifted!

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?! One. Men will screw anything!

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart {Helen Keller}

Lots of people want to ride in the limo but what you want is someone who'll take the bus with you when the limo breaks down! {Oprah Winfrey}

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same!

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world!

A MiLLi0n Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, Because Ive Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears. I know, because I've cried!

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes; A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever...

A Memory Lasts 4eVeR never does it Die True Friends Stay together And Never Say Goodbye!

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back!

Dont settle 4 the one you can live with...wait 4 the one you Can't Live Without!


Heaven won't have me and hell's afraid Ill take over!

Its better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it!

All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasn't Invited!

Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives!

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train!

Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die tomorrow!

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privelege!

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions!

Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!?

What a shame! Looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay, are the ones that glow!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say that you have issues!

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?!

Now I lay me down to sleep
An empty vodka bottle at my feet
If I die before I wake
Tell the boys I drank it straight!

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

I taught you everything you know but not everything I KNOW!

The closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle!

The Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water!

The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Laundry is the only thing that should be seperated by color!

On the other hand... You have different fingers!

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

I don't have a cow so I don't need your bull!

Freedom Doesn't come Free, Fight for What You Believe In!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you have!

It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not!

I had a friend, but the rope broke and he got away! :(

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time!

Save a Tree! Eat a Beaver!

Save a Horse! Ride a Cowboy!

*Starkle Starkle little twink, Who the heck u r I think, I'm not under what u call the alcofluence of incohol, I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I dont know who Is me yet, But The drunker I stand Here the longer I get. Just give me 1 more drink 2 fill me cup, 'cuz i got all day sober to Sunday Up*

Boyz who act like dicks are only making up for what they don't have!

Life is but a stopping place; a pause in what's to be. A resting place among the road to sweet Eternity. We all have different journeys, different paths along the way; we4 all were meant to learn some things, but never meant to stay. Our destination is a place far greater, that we know. For some the journey goes quickly, for some it goes slow. But when the journey finally ends we will claim the Great Reward and fund an everlasting peace; together with the Lord.

If you were drawn with a pencil, I would erase your face.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exception!

If that's not ugly {stupid} then I don't know what is!

I do it because I can
I can because I want to
I want to because you said I couldn't!

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise came and shot the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man; he saw it too!

Party naked, have a blast, mess with me, I'll kick your ass. Get him hard, wear a thong, drink a 5th, smoke a bong. Remember the guy, remember the kiss. Remember the days we're going to miss. Crazy nights, party late, we're the chicks of 2008!

Dying for me was the most He could do; living for Him was the least I can do.

~!About ME!~
Name ~ Brenna Kay
Age ~ 14
Birthday ~ May 31, 1990
Nicknames ~ Kuddz, *Kuddlez*, Beaker, Bren, BrenKay, Caramel, Cha-Chi, Bekka
Fave color ~ yellow
Fave subject in school ~ History
Attitude ~ don't take shit
Hobbies ~ volleyball, softball, outdoors stuff

*Last updated: October 22, 2004*

Shout ~ Outs!
ToTrish, Hannah, Sas, Kenny, Donna, Britt, Chitra, Alyssa, Katelyn, Ashley, Keish, Monica, & MeganLuv you like my SISTAS!!!
ToLarryGOOD LUCK!!!{With Kenny}{as of: 10/22/04}
ToGreggoryGOOD LUCK!!!{with Sas}{as of 03/30/04}
ToDonnaGOOD LUCK!!!{with Seth & Greg F.}{as of: 10/22/04}
ToBrittanyBS4E!!!{as of 10/22/04}
ToKennyGOOD LUCK!!!{with Larry}{as of 10/22/04}
ToSasGOOD LUCK!!!{with Greggory}{as of 03/30/04}
ToMyselfOMG! MY HAIR LOOKS SOOOO CUTE!!!{as of 04/07/04}
ToGreggory~Allen~Blasdell{from Sas}~*When I first saw you I thought u were everything, Now I know I was right.*~{as of 04/13/04}

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