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Hiya every1! if ya dont kno who i am u should!! im Brianna but no1 calls me that so jus call me Palmer and uh ya i kno i have a lotta crap on this page so ya dont have 2 read it all, but TRY! C Ya
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ok im gunna list all my friends... sorry if i miss ne1!!
Angie,Dayle,Nina,Mara,Allie,Jessie,Rinata,Stephanie,Stef,Sammy, Sammie,Julia,Cassie,Katie,Ashely,Asheley,Jordin,Kara,Keagan,Alexis,Amanda,Brittany,Bethanne,Autumn,Stacey,Cheyanne,Angie,Lauren, Lauren,Meagan,Ashley,Amber,Chelsea,Catherine,Kristin,Jessie,
and if i missed ne body tell me & i'll add ya!
Mike,Arthur,Jake,Jake,Jacob,Terry,Leonel,Tyler,Jordan,Jesse,Kyle, Doug,Greg,Mike,Patrick,Ian,Sajan,Mark,Jimmy,Kyle,Sean,Shawn, Brandon,Aaron,Paul,Blake,Tommy,Alex,Kevin,Adam,Skip,AJ,Andrew,Danny,Eric,Derek,Jeff,Kevin,Scott,Anthony,Rob
and if i missed nebody tell me & i'll add ya
IM me on AOL my s/n is zZbliNdsiDeZz or MSN is

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Kool Quotes and Stuff!
Funny, i had a simular conversation with my wall this morning...
my cow died I don't need your bull
RoCkS dEaD! LoNg LiVe PaPeR n ScIsSoRs!~*~
r u really gonna remember to stop drop and roll when ur on fire?
~*~I'd like to help u out. Which way did u come in?~*~
i dont know what your problem is but i bet its hard to pronounce
u seem like a sweet person... mind if i lick you to find out??
God Gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth so we could listen twice as much
as we talk
A wise man once said,"I don't know go ask a woman"
Live on no evil (read it backwards ppl)
one by one the garden nomes slowly steal my sanity
Don't follow me, I don't know where I'm going!
yoU CauGhT mY eYe...CAn i HAvE iT baCk PleASe?
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams!
Why do they call it 'French Kissing' if Americans do it the best??
Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself.
The voices in my head don't like you.
OMG! You killed (name)!!! How much do I owe u?
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
You! off my planet
Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red have you been drinking? respond: Gee officer your eyes looks glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
I'm not ignoring you, you're just insignificant!
i try not to let school interfere with my social life
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
***i'm not gifted * i'm weird***
My imagionary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..
itz only funny until someone getz hurt...then itz hilarious
Can i get directions to you heart, I'm kinda lost in ur eyes.
A fly cant bird......but a bird can fly....think about it!
the day we met, the angels whispered, " perfect".
A dream is a wish made when you are fast asleep
roses are red violets are blue i'm skitzafranic and so am I!
I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing
DoNt UpSeT mE iM rUnNiNg OuT oF pLaCeS tO hIdE dA bOdIeS
normal people worry me
i told my dad i stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter !!!!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap!
nobody's perfect therefore i must be a nobody
MoRe CoMiN!!!!

INSULTS o ya baby! lol
r ur parents siblings?
ur betta at sex than any1; now all ya need is a partner
Callin u stupid wud b an insult 2 stupid ppl
Did ur parents eva ask u 2 run away from home?
Dont u have a terribly empty feeling - in ur skull?
Do u still luv nature, despite wat it did 2 u?
Go ahead, tell em everythin u kno. Itll only take 10 secs
Hes not stupid; hes possessed by a retarded ghost
How did u get here? Did some1 leave ur cage open?
Id like 2 c things from ur point of view but I cant seem 2 get my head that far up my ass.
I bet ur brain feels as good as new, seein that youve neva used it
I bet ur mother has a loud bark
I dont kno wat makes u so stupid, but it really works
I thought of u all day 2day. I was at tha zoo
Id luv 2 go out wit u, but my fav commercial is on TV
If ignorance is bliss, u mus b tha happiest person alive
If wat u dont kno cant hurt u, then ur invulnerable
Learn from ur parents mistakes - use birth control

O ya ur momma jokes!!
Yo mommas so ugly,when she joined an ugly contest, they
said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mommas so ugly,she looked out tha window and got arrested 4 mooning
Yo mommas so ugly,jus afta she was born, her motha said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Ya, lets go bury it."
Yo mommas so ugly,they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mommas so ugly,instead of puttin tha bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mommas so ugly,when she walks in2 a bank, they turn off tha cameras
Yo mommas so ugly,her mom had 2 b drunk 2 breast feed her
Yo mommas so ugly,the government moved Halloween 2 her birthday
Yo mommas so ugly,when she went 2 tha beautician it took 12 hours. . .4 a quote
Yo mommas so ugly,even Rice Krispies wont talk 2 her
Yo mommas so ugly,that ur father takes her 2 work wit him so that he doesnt have 2 kiss her goodbye
Yo mommas so stupid,she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo mommas so stupid,she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said "Hold tha cheese."
Yo mommas so stupid,she put a quarter in a parkin meter and waited 4 a gumball 2 come out
Yo mommas so stupid, she got fired from tha M&M factory 4 throwin away all tha W's
Yo mommas so stupid,she got hit by a parked car
Yo mommas so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority
Yo mommas so stupid,she called tha 7-11 2 c when they closed
Yo mommas so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggs holiday album
Yo mommas so fat,she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo mommas so fat,when she steps on tha scale it says 1 at a time plz
Yo mommas so fat,at a restaurant when they give her tha menu she replies " yes Please"
Yo mommas so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Yo mommas so fat,she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
**MoRe CoMiN**!!
*****SONG OF THA WEEK YAY!!*****
ok since i had a punk song last week every1 made me put in a ghetto song so here it is!
1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor,
Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1,
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun,
When it come to pop man we do shit for fun,
You aint got one nigga you betta run,
Now i'm in the back gettin head from my hunz,
While she goin down i'm breakin down what i done,
She smokin my blunt sayin she aint havin fun,
Bitch give it back now you don't get none.
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy, everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy.
2, here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 5,
Now i'm lookin at shorty right in the eyes,
Couple seconds passed now i'm lookin at her thighs,
While she tellin me how much she hate her guy,
Said she got a kid but she got her tubes tied,
If you 21 girl that's alright,
I wonder if a shake comin with them fries,
If so baby can i get em super sized,
Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 2,
She started feelin on my johnson right out the blue,
Girl you super thick so i'm thinkin that's koo,
But instead of 1 lifestyle i need 2
Her eyes got big when she glanced at my jewels,
Expression on her face like she aint got a clue,
And she told me she don't run with a crew,
You know how i do but i guess one gotta do.
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy, everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Now everybody in the club gettin tipsy,
Everybody in the club gettin tipsy.
3, here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 6,
Self explanatory I ain't gotta say i'm rich,
This single man aint tryna get hitched,
Nigga waste it on me man son of a bitch,
Brushed it all off now i'm back to gettin lit,
Grisa orange juice man this some good ish,
Homeboy trippin cause i'm starin at his chick,
Now he on the sideline starin at my clique,
Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 3,
Hands in the air if you cats drunk as me,
Club on the set kwon cut out them trees,
Dude i don't care i'm a p.i.m.p.

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