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Shout outs:
1. BB- the bestest guy ever and the bestest friend in the whole world and as BB says Keep it real!
2.Madison-the other bestest friend in the whole world (we're gonna take over europe lol jp)
4. Mal.- the sweetest most nicest person to evr walk the earth
5. Wen- the coolest chinese guy ever to be around but some times takes jokes a lil to far
6. Faron- oh faron what to say.....*shrugs*
7. Sissy- always pickn awn me lol its cool i'll getcha back dont worry
8. Sean- you know i didnt mean it you know i luv ya
9. Steffi- the coolest german sister ever
10. Justin- hey so yea we need to talk
11. Joey (doesnt go to our school)- one of the sweetest guys i have ever talked to
13. Jared- a cool cat


~Holly's Fav. Sayings~

If you really love something set it free if it comes back then it's meant to be

A million words wouldnt bring you back i know because i've tried neither would a million tears i know because i've cried

A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes a person who doesnt is a fool forever

Love is when you dont want to sleep because reality is better than a dream

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

I wasn't kissing him i was just telling his lips a secret

~Horrible pick up lines~

i know milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want to see something swell?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

So, you're a girl huh?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers

Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? (just for wen)
P.S. Wen you CAN NOT use these on me i already know them

~Red Neck Jokes~
You might be a red neck if....
*You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws
*You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
*Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
*Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back
*You got stopped by a state trooper.He asked you if you had an I.D.And you said, 'Bout What?
*You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
*Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction
*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World
*You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop
*You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart
*Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen
*You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law
*You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test
*Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.But she can't touch it until she's fourteen
*You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..."
*On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor
*The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife
*You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
*You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE
*You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie
*That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans
* Your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or
more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted
*Your dog can't watch you eat without getting sick.
*Your child's first words were"Attention K-Mart shoppers"
*What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp

OK omg those are ummm yea whatever anyways the "innocent one" has gotta run but she might be back later!!!! buh-bye!

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