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Get Inside My Head
About me

Hey Everyone....if you don't know me i am a sophomore at somers high school....i have like the most awsome friends in the whole u all! soory that i haven't changed this thing in a while.....guess there was just a blank canvas for a's a taste of what goes on in my head....
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?
If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?
Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it called "after dark", when it is really after light?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
What's another word for thesaurus? What's another word for synonym?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If ghosts go through walls, why donít they fall through the floor?
In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?
If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why donít they fly off to the sun?
If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?
What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?
Why is Ďabbreviationí such a long word?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
How to make a million dollars, first get a million dollars.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
What came first the chicken or the egg....
Wow.....i love being alive.....And Alice thinks that i have guts dated on May 17, 2004.....ask me if u dont know what that means..i think that it is so awsome and i try to live every day as if it was the last day on earth...make sure that everything that you do is worth it.....and most of all....No Regrets...
Well...i guess i should probubly add something else in many Cinderella....trip to Montreal....out gym class with our gossip of course squeege...and varsity still can't believe that....its many memories to think about...and many more wonderful memories to come!

Other Places to go:

Harry Potter! the best
Gavin DeGraw....some dam good music

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