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Coz we love to see u smile

AHHHHHHH hawaiian Punch... the drink of the gods... well at it would be the drink of the gods if it wernt for the fact that they have a little guy that punches you in the face every time u drink it and it tastes like super un sweetened, watered down koolaid....
duah na na na na... and really bad eggs
ok so this guy walks into a bar and goes over to the bar tender and bets the bar tender $100 that he can pee in a shot glass that is placed wayyyy on the other side of the bar with out spilling one drip. well the bar tender agress coz its easy money. so they guy whips it out and proceedes to pee all over the bar. i mean this guys just pees all over everything the bar, the walls, and even the bar tender. He gets it everywhere ACCEPT in the cup. So once he finished the bar tender laughfs at him coz he just won $100. Well the guy hands over the money and starts laughfing. and the bar tender is like Why are you lafing? you just lost $100. and they guy looks at the bar tender and says not really. You see that guy over there i bet him $500 that i could pee all over the bar, the wall and even you and you wouldent be pissed about it in fact you would be happy!
I never thought I'd find someone, But you came along and made me see, That you were the only one for me, Boy I love you constantly!
You are my love, my only love, Baby my heart belongs to you. Be with me, don't play with me, If you want love just let me know!
Love, love is such a crazy thing Never understood the way I was supposed to feel. Is this love for real?
I've dreamed of someone like you before, But I never though I'd get the chance To romance to someone as sweet as you. I hope you feel the same as I do!
You are my love, my only love, Baby my heart belongs to you! Be with me, don't play with me. If you want love just let me know!
Love, love is such a crazy thing, Never understood the way I was supposed to feel. Is this love for real?
everyone should go out and buy 311 cd's! coz they rock my socks sooo far off my feet freeze!!!
OK this is my dare for the day. Make a peanut butter and sprinkle (little multicolored circle sprinkles) and then eat it! WITH MILK!!! Its really good i promise.
Lo! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Erin, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you're a parapalegic!!"
Parapalegic: paralysis of the lower half of the body with involvement of both legs (just in case you didnt know what i ment coz i know i didn't)
ME311: jello
StrangeChild311: is it true what they asy about jello
StrangeChild311: that its made outta broken dreams and sadness
ME311: no thats what tears are made of
StrangeChild311: yeah tears jello same thing
You know whats kind of funny about people, if your friends with someone they would shove you in the hallway and you would just laf about it, BUT! if it is complete stranger and they accidently bump you in the hall you get all pissed off about it.... yuppers people=funny
You may feel slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. ~Marsellus Wallace
"So do all who see such times, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." --LOTRs
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed.
UmaChan311: wooooooo
UmaChan311: eat cheese
Brattychica42880: y?
Brattychica42880: lol
UmaChan311: coz cheese is ur friend and you allways need to eat ur friends

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