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~*STUFF*~ When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid! But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty .·:**:·.People lie.·:**:·.
.·:**:·.Things go wrong.·:**:·.
.·:**:·.But life goes on.·:**:·.
THINGS TO DO TO MAKE UR PARENTS THINK UR KRAZY
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is loser cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
1. Make racing car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, d*mmit, all of you just shut UP!" 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and announce: "I've got new socks on!" 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!" 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occassionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "0ops!" 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holier "Chocks away!" whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a box that says "human head" on the side. 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 29 Leave a box between the doors. 30 Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31 Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 32 Start a sing-along. 33 When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 34 Play the harmonica. 35 Shadow box. 36 Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37 Lean against the button panel. 38 Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 39 Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40 Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to other passengers that this is your "personal space." 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muhmouf?" 43 Blow spit bubbles. 44 Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45 Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 46 Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47 Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48 Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49 Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 50 If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 51 Scatter powertools around your feet and scream into a radio, "I FINISHED YET! THE CABLE ONLY HAS ONE SCREW!!!" More stuff to be added soon!!!
My Birthday- January 6th
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