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Isn't life grand?
Uhh...well not really. Not for me anyway. That's why I made this page, to fill you in on why life is so horrible and hopefully by the time you leave, you'll finally see it my way. Or maybe you already do see it my way and you're just here 'cause you're glad someone finally agrees with and understands you. Either way, I hope you enjoy my awsome website! |
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All About Me!
Name: Melia
Age: 14
Birthday: February 5th (forget the card, just send cash!)
Faves!
Color: Pink
Food: Potatoes (any kind of potatoes! yum!)
Band: Simple Plan
Singer: Shania Twain (I know, I know! you probaly all thing country sux!)
Singing Group: Rascal Flatts (again they suck, right?)
Instrument: Guitar (I play) |
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My list of totally stupid and random thoughts: |
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What color do smurfs change when they choke? |
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Why is the sky blue and the grass green? Why not the other way around? Or completly different colors altogether? |
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Who gets to decide what's wrong and what's right? |
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Why is Whinnie the Pooh always hungry? And does he ever eat anything but hunny? |
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Why does everyone like ketchup so much? It's disgusting! |
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Favorite Quotes: |
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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." |
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"You gotta' sing like no one's listening,
dance like no one is watching,
work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt,
and live like it's Heaven on Earth." |
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"Life is like a box of chocolate...that's one heck of a chocolate box!" |
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"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one siting next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!'" |
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"A penny saved is a penny earned...and a penny will get you absolutly no where!" |
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You know waht is a totally awesome song? That one from the Oscar Mayer commercial.
My bologna has a first name.
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name.
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh! I have to eat it everyday
And if you ask me why, I say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A! |
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Why is bologna spelled like that anyway? It's like you're saying bol-og-na. Sounds like that should be a country or something. Bologna is so disgusting anyway! What animal is bologna from? I think they should spell it b-o-l-o-n-y.
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