KC's Pearls of Wisdom

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Here you will enjoy the same great pearls of wisdom, "KC Daze" has sent me 3-21-00

 

 
 : Men & Women

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profits
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
Woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she doesn't need.
Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Successful man makes more money than his wife can spend.
Successful woman is one who finds such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

Woman marries a man expecting he will change, he doesn't.
Man marries a woman expecting she won't change, she does.
Married men live longer than single men; however, they are also more
willing to die.

Married men should forget about their mistakes.
No point in two people remembering the same thing.

Woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.
 

   First day of school

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and
challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I
stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.
I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.

    She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty seven
years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically
responded, "Of course, you may!" and she gave me a giant
squeeze.

    "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.
She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married,
have a couple of children, and then retire and travel."

   "No seriously," I asked.

   I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this
challenge at her age.

    "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm
getting one!" she told me.

    After class we walked to the student union building and shared
a coke. For three months we would leave class together and talk
nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine"
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

    Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and
easily made friends wherever she went.  She loved to dress up
and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other
students. She was living it up.

    At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak  at our
football banquet and I'll never forget what she taught us. She was
introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver
her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the
floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the
microphone and simply said "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer
for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech
back in order so let me just tell you what I know."

    As we laughed she cleared her throat and began:

    "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old
because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying
young, being happy, and achieving success.

    "You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have
a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many
people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!"

      "There is a huge difference between growing older
and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for
one full year and don't do one protective thing, you will turn twenty
years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year
and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow
older. That doesn't take any talent or ability.

    The idea is to grow up by always finding the opportunity in
change." "Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets
for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only
people who fear death are those with regrets." She concluded
her speech by courageously singing "The Rose." She challenged
each of us to study the  lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

    At the years end Rose finished the college degree she had
begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose
died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students
attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught
by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.
 

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