GHOULD We had a drug test at work today And they made me their fool They made me pee in a little cup I made my own little pool Then a man with a white coat And a poppy seed roll Said, "You just tested positive for heroin son." I said, " There's got to be something wrong" But sometimes there just ain't no justice And I know why they sampled my stool Because I got ghould, because he got ghould Because I got ghould, because he got ghould Yeah I was ghould, because he got ghould Because I got ghould I saw Uncle Sam the other day With his nose up my hole He raped and reamed my middle class ass With his Uncle Sam pole He said, "If you were a banker or a lawyer or such The way we have it set up boy, you wouldn't pay half as much." But sometimes there just ain't no justice And I know why they're sniffing my stool Because I got ghould, because he got ghould Because I got ghould, because he got ghould Yeah I was ghould, because he got ghould Because I got ghould I 've seen it coming for a long time And it always comes true What comes around goes around And it can happen to you You know I got ghould but it wasn't my fault it can happen to anyone, everybody gets ghould, you could be ghould, you could be ghould, everybody gets ghould, there are foolites and ghoulites and youlites and moolites, the fact of the matter is nobody is beyond ghoulery, not even Tom Foolery