FUNKY OLD WHITE MAN

He likes to shake his wrinkled butt
Shake it like a high school slut
He's a funky old white man
A funky old white man

He used to go dance and taste it all
Now he glances at Geritol
He's a funky old white man
A funky old white man

Funky old white man
Funky old white man

He has to cake five times a day
His favorite cologne is Eau de Ben Gay
He's a funky old white man 
A funky old white man

When his veins were staunch he'd climb a tree
Now every five minutes he has to pee
He's a funky old white man
A funky old white man

Shake that funky wrinkled butt
That wrinkled butt that funky butt
He's a funky old white man
A funky old white man

He wears those awful checkered pants
Prune juice makes him want to dance
He's a funky old white man
A funky old white man