Your up late!
Your desire for your fee pizza is on it's way!
Please refer to the small print!
And Don't forget, while slopping your face with my free pizza offer
give-a-way. Kick back & read the new Best Seller from "Honorable Dr.
Lou Who's" ~ "Hippie Daze: Recovery Knights". The book of the
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Wouldn't it be nice right now, to reach over & grab a free
piece of Pizza? Well go for it man! Right now it's FREE
! Yes you heard me right! I'm giving them away. As many as you want. Right now!
enclose $199.95 check or money order for delivery to...
Fairbanks, AK. 99701
check...Payable to... Lou Who
void outside continental U.S. & Canada or wherever local laws prohibits
pizza. And or any other violation of state or federal laws. Allow for check cashing & returned conformation of valid payment received.
Please allow 4-6 weeks delivery & all pizza shipped ups surface or a slower
boat if we can find one. In plain brown wrapper as per your neighbors might want
a piece. Please specify toppings, not to exceed normal pizza toppings not
costing over $1 per topping, limited to 8 toppings per pizza. Multiple orders
are multiple shipping costs. Only one pizza per order. Free pizza offer, will
only apply to pizza's being delivered. Delivery is the qualification for a free
pizza. Guarantee of freshness
Due to the high demand and hundreds of
orders per day, in fact I didn't know this would work out quite this well.
Please read below!